The Pilot

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary cackled, shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John McCain added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 billsout of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled her eyes and said to her copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them outof the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

Perhaps we should vote for the Pilot.